.............................................................................................................................................. How Long is Yours?  I have one, Your dad has one, Your Mom uses your dads, your aunt uses your uncles, Indians have along one,   chinese have a short one, Madonna doesnt have one, Do you have one....how long is your one? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... ........... ............ ........... .......... ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... ........... ............ ........... .......... ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... ........... ............ ........... .......... ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... ........... ............ ........... .......... ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. .   Sure you must be having a SURNAME!   What were you thinking.... ......)